horror movie opening scene

  • white girl: i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.
  • white boy: come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.
  • white girl: you're just trying to scare me.
  • white boy: lmao
  • they continue walking for a few seconds
  • *white couple hears noise*
  • white girl: babe what that??
  • white boy: i'll go investigate
  • *leaves her alone*
  • *choking noises*
  • white girl: zack!!!
  • white boy: ha ha just kidding!
  • white girl: asshole!
  • white boy: im just playin babe
  • white girl: that wasnt funny but ur still cute
  • *playful kiss*
  • *things turn sexy*
  • *hear noise*
  • white boy: i'll go investigate
  • *he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time*
  • *maybe a thud*
  • white girl: zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!
  • *she walks and he dead*
  • white girl: ahhh!!
  • *killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*
  • white girl: ahhh!!!
  • *white girl runs*
  • *dead end*
  • *hides*
  • *thinks she free n safe*
  • *guy catches her*
  • *cuts her*
  • *she dead*
  • opening title slashes across screen: BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D
imessaged:

when i was younger nobody wanted to mess with me and my squad

imessaged:

when i was younger nobody wanted to mess with me and my squad

(via intimateaff3ction)

askinnyblackman:

first day of school more like “are there any hot people in my classes”

(via intimateaff3ction)

slaive:

when you know you typed ur password wrong but you hit enter still hoping it’s correct

(via garyhiggins)

thefickleprocrastinator:

Completely serious show

(Source: rbertdowneyjr, via thornburied)

"When my absence doesn’t alter your life, then my presence has no meaning in it"

— Unknown (via alex-ishtar)

(Source: cudah, via youcalledmesugarr)

(Source: fullcravings, via joegilgun)

"Tom Hiddleston is so f–king nice. It used to be in the past you were either nice, or you were good-looking and an a–hole."

— Guillermo del Toro (x)

(Source: torrilla, via reincarnatedsoul)