(Source: shibaconfessions2, via intimateaff3ction)
Blood is thicker than water but maple syrup is thicker than blood so technically pancakes are more important than family.
are you canadian
(via thisistheskinshouse)
if i were famous, i’d go to a red carpet event in a fashionable tan leather dress, and when they asked me who i was wearing, i’d say ‘i don’t know her name, but she had a beautiful complexion, didn’t she?’
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seeing your reflection when watching tv :/
the fact you cannot see the camera is stressing me out like how the fuck did you take that
(via ariannaprince)
i don’t know what these are but i love them
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THIS IS THE ONLY WOMAN WHO CAN STAND NEXT TO BEYONCE AND STILL BE THE MOST FABULOUS PERSON IN THE ROOM
(Source: lizlemonism, via intimateaff3ction)
Well done, Beckham’s sperm.
Can I steal the one on the far left?
the one on the left is going to be a god
Don’t they look like mini-Dean and mini-Cas? Is it just me?
(via intimateaff3ction)
shout out to milk for being there when nobody else was
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When a cute boy sneezes I don’t say bless u because I see that god already has
(via intimateaff3ction)
Why.
oh my god what is this?!?!
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- me: i'm just going to rest my eyes for 5 minutes.
- me: wakes up march 27th, 2098.
