if i had a dollar every time one of my relatives asked me if i had a boyfriend i would be crying in a pile of money
Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD MERCY
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In health class we were given sheets of paper and told to write a message we would want someone of the opposite sex to know
She read some examples
The girls were like: “Hey can you please not treat me like shit”
The boys were like: “Spray tans look ugly I hate when girls wear too much makeup and don’t lead me on.”
God fucking forbid people have a preference.
"There are certain
that will always
taste like regret and
on my tongue."
— Michelle K., People I Decided to Let Go (via perfect)
"With you, intimacy colours my voice. Even ‘hello’ sounds like ‘come here’."
— Warsan Shire (via blua)
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i need sex and like a 15 hour nap
if my husband doesn’t cry when he sees me on our wedding day I will softy kick him in the shin until he sheds a tear
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Anonymous asked: Do you swallow?
how else would i drink water?? fuckin idiot
you know girls can tell when you look at their boobs
i don’t care how quickly you glance, 1 second is like 5 seconds in boob time