dietchola:

if i had a dollar every time one of my relatives asked me if i had a boyfriend i would be crying in a pile of money

(via losing-sight-of-where-ive-been)

hey lets play how hot is that character

Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD MERCY

(Source: noodletothedoodle, via joegilgun)

babydoll-was-fucked-w-a-knife:

chekhov:

In health class we were given sheets of paper and told to write a message we would want someone of the opposite sex to know

She read some examples

The girls were like: “Hey can you please not treat me like shit”

The boys were like: “Spray tans look ugly I hate when girls wear too much makeup and don’t lead me on.”

God fucking forbid people have a preference.

(via lorrettadicketownnl)

"There are certain
names
that will always
taste like regret and
stomach acid
on my tongue."

Michelle K., People I Decided to Let Go (via perfect)

(via reincarnatedsoul)

"With you, intimacy colours my voice. Even ‘hello’ sounds like ‘come here’."

— Warsan Shire  (via blua)

(Source: thefreenomad, via fireandicewillsuffice)

nicevagina:

i need sex and like a 15 hour nap 

(via lorrettadicketownnl)

ohgomen:

seriously jealousy is the worst emotion 

you’re not only really sad but you’re really annoyed and helpless at the same time

and you feel pathetic like you’re ruining people’s fun but don’t want to be left out so you just sit around quietly annoyed

(via tacofetish)

faraashah:

if my husband doesn’t cry when he sees me on our wedding day I will softy kick him in the shin until he sheds a tear 

(Source: niqabisinparis, via tacofetish)

whirra:

hey kids u wanna buy some drugs

whirra:

hey kids u wanna buy some drugs

(via tacofetish)

ghostsfacer:

ghostsfacer:

what if people got a new name every birthday

what if the name represented how old you were, like every 11 year old was named Josh

"I had my first kiss when I was Greg"

this wasn’t supposed to get notes

(via tacofetish)

Anonymous asked: Do you swallow?

jerkidiot:

how else would i drink water?? fuckin idiot

wishingforcalm:

Hahaha I fucking love this show

(Source: the-tvblog, via coolandunusual)

metephor:

GUESS WHO CAME BACK FROM THE DOCTOR CANCER FREE TODAY :))))))

metephor:

GUESS WHO CAME BACK FROM THE DOCTOR CANCER FREE TODAY :))))))

(via garyhiggins)

screwsociety:

you know girls can tell when you look at their boobs

i don’t care how quickly you glance, 1 second is like 5 seconds in boob time

(via shit-shit-butt-fuck)