list of things i need to do
things im not doing
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how do you ask what a glass of water is doing?
a glass of water is an inanimate object and is incapable of having a thought process or understanding english
water you doing
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excuse me but bisexuality means you are only allowed to be attracted to two people in your lifetime and we know damn well about your crush on susie in the third grade so you better use your next one wisely pal